White people abandon rhythm, and shame.

I spend a considerable amount of time sleeping. The rest of my schedule consists of watching Dario Argento Movies and fighting to defend the honor of Budweiser. My Life is indeed a complex web of daily activities. With all the immense goings on I barely have time to breathe let alone search for humorous videos on the world wide web. MV on the other hand, has plenty of time to search for these videos and does, often. Enjoy the fruit of his labor. If you don't like this video, or Daft Punk....Then I don't like you.



KC

Good Scenes Good Movies. (in no particular order)

As a young kid my dad and I always talked about making a compilation of our favorite comedic movie scenes. We never did. Im not quite sure why we never got around to it, but I think it has something to do with the fact that he made me do more yardwork from the ages of 12-18 than most people do in their entire lives. Needless to say my parents have the best yard in the neighborhood and yes I take full credit for that, even though I have not lived there in almost a decade. My landscaping skills broke grounds....I could have written books about proper edging and mowing that would have made me millions. But again, I did not. At least this list is finally happening. Here ya go dad....and your welcome for that amazing lawn.

KC

1.) The Sandlot - (Squince Paladoris puts the moves on Wendy Peffercorn.)
The look on his face when he awakens from his fake coma wholly sums up the feeling you get when you kiss a girl that is way too hot for you. This happens to be a feeling I have only heard about.



2.) Buffalo '66 - (Billy and Layla "Span Time" In the photobooth.)
Billy has kidnapped layla after being released from prison. His reason? So he can make his parents believe he has been away on business and is now happily married. The pictures being taken are to show the sense of love and happiness abounding in their fake relationship....This whole thing is actually quite true to life for me. I get kidnapped about once a week by some chick trying to impress her parents. What can I say? No one said it was easy being this sexy.




3.) GhostWorld - (Doug the liquor store patron.)
Doug is a man who pays ample attention to the important things in life: Booze, loud music and beef jerky. What more could could you need? Hes a mans man who works hard, plays hard and has amazing nunchuck skill....subsequently making him my idol. RIP Brad Renfro.



4.) American Movie -(Mark Borchardt and Mike Schank.)
Real life is funny, and this documentary proves that. Mark Borchardt is a filmmaker with a dream. That dream is "COVEN" the scariest movie the world has never seen. Nothing can stop him from seeing his masterpiece to fruition, and that includes (in the case of this scene) piles of fecal matter. Marks sidekick Mike has problems of his own. Apart from his obvious "slowness" he has a fondness for classical guitar and abstract drugs. To be honest I cant blame either of these guys for being a little odd. Ive been to the midwest numerous times and that place can easily make you lose your marbles. There really is nothing redeeming about it. Kind of reminds me of another place I know.











5.) The Party - (What Is that Idiot Doing?)
I think the humor of older movies is somewhat lost on my generation, but Peter Sellers certainly makes a case for why we should learn to appreciate our comedic forefathers. How can repeatedly shooting a Bugle player in any way, shape or form be unfunny? Simply not possible.

(Eds Note - we will be adding to this post for the next week so check back)

We dig music.

Music is great, it accompanies us through life like a good friend who knows exactly what mood you are in. We all know the feeling of driving down the street and hearing a song that could not be more perfect for that moment. Its like a soundtrack to your life, playing out just like your favorite movie.
When lyrics, melody and moment become one, thats when music starts to reach people, in a way that nothing else can.

If you too love music, then head over to MV's other BLOG and check out some of his faves. As an avid musician and a top notch new music seeker outer guy, MV has a great understanding of good music, and a desire to share it with the masses. He also has a rad mustache that makes the ladies swoon. Take a peek, you might just like what you see....or at least you'll have something better to listen to than that creed album you love so much.

KC

GOTHSCENE. The social network we have all been waiting for.

Are you a fanged nightprincess looking for an evil plagued man soul to ravage the depths of your inner demon? Your search is over.
GOTHSCENE is the greatest place to meet other children of the night on the prowl for wretched romance.

Enter the blackness and misery that is gothscene.... One weekly profile at a time.

Our First Goth Bachelor is "BeHoldtHeuNholy". This tortured, yet sexy soul spends his weekends drinking, crying, stealing cosmetics, and singing in his band "CONVULSING FETAL BRUTALITY".
(Eds Note. - Band Name: I assure you, not a joke.)

KC

Roger From "Sister,Sister" is DTF!

Lack of lyrical fortitude....check. Slow, rhythmic and often hypnotic beat...check
Irony of wholesome family sitcom star singing crass yet gentle sex ballad...check.

I don't know about all of you but I love this sort of thing. Combine with a box of wine and a twelve piece bucket of chicken and that's a recipe for seduction that's guaranteed to get results.

KC

Welcome!

Sombreros are fun. Plain and simple....whether you are Pancho Villa, sacking small towns and spurring your countrymen in revolt, George bush trying to show his understanding of immigration issues or The drunk guy making a scene at El Torito, this hat is for you.

Within the pages of this publication we hope to bring you the best and worst of whats on our minds.

We hope you enjoy it.
Oye Como Va
KC & MV